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There is a guy in a bar when his friend comes in looking tired and worn out. He asks him whats wrong.
The guy says "Its my new girlfriend she is wearing me out and is always wanting sex. I cant keep up with her "
The other guy says "where is she just now?" He replies "She is outside in the car"
The othe guy thinks to himself and then says to him "Look its dark outside why dont i go out and see her she wont know who it is with it being dark."
The guy happy to get a break agrees and says its ok.
So the other guy goes out an she does not notice its not him and starts to take of his clothes and kissing him.
A few minutes later a policeman appears and shines his flashlight and taps on the window.
The guy quickly says " Its ok officer its the wife"
The policeman says "Oh sorry sir i did not know"
The guy replied "Neither did i till you shone your flashlight"

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