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A drunk staggers out of a bar with a key in his hand and is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him ,approaches and says
"Can i help you sir?"
"Yesssh! Sssomebody ssstole my car!" the drunk replied
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasssh on the end of thisssh key" the drunk replied
The cop looked down and noticed the mans privates were hanging out of his fly.
He asked the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused the drunk looks down and without missing a beat blurts out .....
"Holy shit My girlfriend's gone too!!"

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