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A lady about 7 months pregnant boarded a bus.
She noticed the man in the seat opposite was smiling.
This made her feel uneasy and moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned to a grin,so she moved again.
The man seemed to find this funny,so she moved again.
This time the man burst out laughing so she complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came to court and the Judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
The man replied "Well your honour , it was like this , when the lady got on the bus i could not help noticing her condition."
"Then she sat under a sign saying THE GOLD DUST TWINS ARE COMING and i had to smile"
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said SLOANS LINIMENT WILL REDUCE THE SWELLING and i had to grin"
"The third time she sat under a sign saying WILLIAMS BIG STICK DID THE TRICK and i could hardly contain myself"
"But when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said GOODYEAR RUBBER COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT i burst out laughing"
"CASE DISMISSED" laughed the judge

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