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Goulish Giggles . . .

Q What did that boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
Q What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A He is mist.

Q What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A A sand-witch.

Q Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A Fangsgiving

Q What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A You suck.

Q What happens when two vampires meet?
A It was love at first bite!

Q What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A Ghoul-aid!!!

Q Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A Because he is always a goblin.

Q Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A Sherlock Moans.

Q What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A Newlywebbed

Q Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A He was all bite and no bark.

Q Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A Napoleon bone-apart

Q Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A At the casketeria.

Q What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A Mas-scare-a.

Q Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
A Because of the coffin.

Q Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A A toasty ghosty.

Q Where do most goblins live?
A In North and South Scarolina.

Q What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A Sour-puss

Q How do you scare a mummy
A With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

Q Why do vampires scare people?
A They are bored to death!

Q What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A Scream or sugar!

Q Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
A At a ghastly station.

Q Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A Sherlock Bones.

Q Where did the goblin throw the football?
A Over the ghoul line.

Q What instrument do skeleton play?
A Trom-BONE.

Q What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A Boo-Berries.

Q Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A The Vampire State Building.

Q What is a Mummy?s favorite type of music?
A Wrap!!!!!

Q What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A Whipped scream.

Q What's a monster's favorite bean?
A A human bean.

Q What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q What do you call a little monsters parents
A Mummy and deady

Q What do you get when you cross a vampire with the Internet?
A Blood-thirsty hacker baby

Q How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A Every night he turns into a bat.

Q What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A A grave problem.

Q Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A He had a fang-ache.

Q What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A It's a pain in the neck.

Q How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Q What is a vampires least favorite food?
A Steak

Q Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A He has a bat temper.

Q What do witches use in their hair?
A Scare-spray

Q Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q Where did the ghost get it's hair done?
A At the boo-ty shop.

Q Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q What do they teach in witching school?
A Spelling.

Q Why does a witch ride a broom?
A Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

Q Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A For the Boos.

Q What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A Dead ends

Q Who does Dracula get letters from?
A His fang club.

Q What's a monsters favorite desert?
A I-Scream!!

Q When does a ghost have breakfast?
A In the moaning.

Q What do you call a witch's garage?
A A broom closet.

Q Riddle: the maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it?
A A coffin.

Q What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A Spelling

Q What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q Where do ghosts go out?
A Where they can get boooooo-ze.

Q Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street?
A He was dying to get to the other side!

Q What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A Ghoul

Q Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A To go to the body shop.

Q How does a girl vampire flirt?
A She bats her eyes.

Q Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A To stop his coffin.

Q What can't you give the headless horseman?
A A headache.

Q What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A A boo-tie.

Q What's a ghosts favorite desert?
A Boo-berry pie.

Q Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A He didn't have a haunting license.

Q Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
A To see the boogy man.

Q Why didn?t the skeleton cross the road?
A He had no guts.

Q What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A OK, that's a wrap.

Q How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A Give him screws.

Q Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A Mali-boo.

Q Why can't Boy Ghosts make babies?
A Because they have Hollow-Weenies!

Q What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?
A Fasten your sheet belts.

Q What do you call two witches living together?
A Broommates.

Q What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?
A Ground him

Q Why was the mummy so tense?
A Because he was all wound up.

Q Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A He had no body to dance with.

Q Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

Q Why don't mummies take vacations?
A They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A A white sale.

Q Where do ghosts go out?
A Where they can get sheet-faced.

Q Why don't ghost have bands?
A They get boooooed.

Q Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A Because he had bat breath.

Q What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A A cereal killer.

Q Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A He didn't have the guts.

Q Who was the most famous witch detective?
A Warlock Holmes

Q What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush?
A A squashed pumpkin pie.

Q Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A It's drafty under that sheet.

Q What do u get when there is a witch in the desert?
A You get a sandwich.

Q Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A It raises their spirits.

Q What songs does Dracula hate?
A "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.

Q What?s a ghost's favorite type of car?
A A boo-ick

Q What's a skeletons favorite part of the house?
A The living room

Q What did the bird say on Halloween?
A Trick or tweet!

Q What is a vampire?s favorite fruit?
A A necktarine

Q Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.

Q Where do ghost go for fun?
A To the boo-vies

Q What do the skeletons say be for eating?
A Bone appetite

Q Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
A Because he had no body to go with.

Q What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Halloween?
A Can I have the keys to the broom tonight.

Q How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A So long sucker!

Q Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?
A He's all bone & no muscle.

Q What's a Vampire's least favorite song?
A Another one bites the dust!

Q What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
A Bad to the Bone

Q What do ghosts call there girl friends?
A There goul friends.

Q Why are vampires like false teeth?
A They all come out at night.

Q What was the mummies' vacation like?
A Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.

Q Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q What kind of key does a skeleton use?
A A skeleton key.

Q Why do skeletons drink milk?
A To help their bones!

Q What did the goblin say to the witch?
A I don't know you tell me!

Q What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
A They suck! (or they bite!)

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