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Gimme a push

At 3 A.M. a couple awakens to a knock on the door. The man gets up and sees a stranger asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” yells the husband. “It’s 3 o’clock in the morning!”
With that, he returns to the bed.
“Who was it?” asks his wife.
“Some guy asking for a push. I told him to get lost.”
“What?” she asks. “Don’t you remember the time our car broke down and that guy helped us? You should help him.”
The man guiltily returns to the door, calling out, “Hello, do you still need a push?”

“Yes, please!” comes the answer.
“Where are you?”
“Im Over here on the swing.”

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