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McDonnell Douglas AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES --------------
Important! Important!
Please fill out and mail this card within three days of purchase. Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.
In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires. 1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other First Name ______________Initial__________________Last Name________________ Latitude_________________Longitude________________ Altitude_________________Password_________________Code name________________ ( 2). Which model aircraft did youpurchase? __F-14 Tomcat __F-15 Eagle __F-16 Falcon __F-119A Stealth __Classified (3). Date of purchase:Month_____Day_____Year______________ (4). Serial Number______ (5). Please check where this product was purchased: _Received as Gift/Aid Package, Catalog Showroom, Sleazy Arms Broker, Mail Order, Discount Store, Government Surplus, Hijacked it, Classified. (6). Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased: Heard loud noise & looked up, Store Display, Espionage, Recommended by friend/relative/ally, Political lobbying by Manufacturer, Was attacked by one, was bombed by one. (7). Please check the three factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: Style/Appearance, Kickback/Bribe, Recommended by salesperson, Speed/Maneuverability, Comfort/Convenience, McDonnell Douglas Reputation, Advanced Weapons Systems, Price/Value, Leg Room, Politics, Negative experience, opposing one in combat. (8). Please check the location(s) where this product will be used: Latin America, South America, Aircraft Carrier, Europe / Middle East / Africa / Asia / Far East / Misc. Third-World Countries / Classified. (9). Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future: Product - Own or Intend to purchase ICBMs, A Killer Satellite, Air-to-Air Missiles, Space Shuttle, Nuclear Weapon, Hydrogen/Neutron Bomb, Light Sabre, X-Wing Fighter, Millenium Falcon, Imperial Star Destroyer, Death Star. (10). How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all thatapply: - Communist/Socialist, Terrorist, Islamic Fundamentalist, Zionist, Nazi, Neutral, Democratic, Dictatorship, Corrupt (Latin American), Corrupt (Other), Primitive/Tribal. (11). How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? - Cash, Suitcases of Cócaíñe, Oil Revenues, Deficit Spending, Personal Check, Credit Card, Ransom Money, Traveller's Check, Swiss bank account transactions, Counterfeit $100 bills. (12). Occupation You / Spouse - Revolutionary, Clerical, Mercenary, Tyrant, Corporate CEO, Dictator,n Oil Billionaire, Drug Lord, Defense Minister, GeneralRetired, Student. (13). To help us understand our Customers lifestyles, please indicate all the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating in, on a regular basis: - Activity / Interest You / Spouse- Sabotage, Propaganda, Disinformation, Destabilizing, Overthrow Bankruptcy, Industrial Espionage, Black Market, Smuggling, Interrogation, Torture, Crushing Rebellions, Military Reconnaissance, Border Disputes, Mutually Assured Destruction, Golf. Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments,extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division P.O. Box 800St. Louis, MO 55500

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